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Anthony Clark: Friendly in Ireland
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I don't know if you've
ever been to Ireland. They are really the nicest people on the face of the earth. You do a show there, you walk into the pub in Ireland -- you have five best friends immediately. I walk into the bar, the first guy I see goes, 'Tell me something.' I'm like, 'Alright.' He goes, 'If you woke up in the morning and there were grass stains on your knees and a condom hanging out of your butt, would you tell anyone?' I'm like, 'Nope. I don't think so. No.' He goes, 'Would you like to go camping with me, laddy?'
Jon Dore - Words We Can't Use
The racists came in and ruined plenty of good words.
Tags: Jon Dore (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/19/10
Views: 4,686
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 8,086
Jack Whitehall - Technical Difficulties
You should not treat an airplane like a Nintendo 64.
Tags: Jack Whitehall (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/03/11
Views: 8,416
Eliot Chang - White Power
Eliot Chang and his West Indian girlfriend would cause a racist's hate circuits to overload.
Tags: Eliot Chang (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 17,844
Amy Schumer - Facebook Is Weird
People on Facebook should stop poking Amy Schumer and inviting her to their weird vampire parties.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 37,531
Katt Williams - White Friends
Go out and get yourself some white friends.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (870), animals (540)
Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 145,553
Darrell Hammond - Class
Women have an inherent sense of class.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 3,543
Dwayne Perkins - Traveling to Africa
When Africans dress hip hop, they come so close.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,004
Gabriel Iglesias - Felipe
Gabriel's friend Felipe is nuts.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (41), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 145,186
Johnny Sanchez - All-American
Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 3,751
