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Anita Wise: Living in New York City
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I really don't like living there; I have to for health reasons. I'm very paranoid, and New York's the only place where my fears are justified.
Filed Under: health (734),  city (225),  housing (110)
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Posted: 05/30/94

Anita Wise - Health

Everyone watches you when you exercise at a health club.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), money (865)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,035

Anita Wise - Cleaning

Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), animals (791)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,572

T. Sean Shannon - Housing

It's hard finding an apartment in Los Angeles.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 122

Gregg Rogell - New York City

Gregg lives in a place he wouldn't make a dog endure.

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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 553

Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser

Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

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Posted: 12/03/08
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Erik Griffin - Big Nose

All my friends are good looking.

Tags: Erik Griffin (5), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 4,497

Rocky LaPorte - Doctor

Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 2,329

Dan Naturman - Doctors

Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730

Peter Berman - Coma

The coma is underrated.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,448

Andrew Norelli - The Immune System

When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 934

 
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