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Anita Wise: Living in New York City
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I really don't like living there; I have to for health reasons. I'm very paranoid, and New York's the only place where my fears are justified.
Filed Under: health (741),  city (227),  housing (111)
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Posted: 05/30/94

Anita Wise - Health

Everyone watches you when you exercise at a health club.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (540), money (470)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,126

Anita Wise - Cleaning

Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (540), animals (439)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,696

T. Sean Shannon - Housing

It's hard finding an apartment in Los Angeles.

Tags: T. Sean Shannon (4), sex (983), kids (641)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 135

Gregg Rogell - New York City

Gregg lives in a place he wouldn't make a dog endure.

Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), health (540), animals (439)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 637

Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser

Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (25), health (540), drugs (377)

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Views: 73,971

Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones

Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), health (540), technology (179)

Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,541

Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture

The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.

Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), health (540), Two Drink Minimum (291)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 916

Retha Jones - Push-Up Bra

Retha Jones gets a push-up bra.

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Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time

Get your beets, it's salad time!

Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), Premium Blend (749), health (540)

Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,356

Margaret Smith - Neck Brace

Margaret got tired of holding her head up.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), ethnic (730), health (540)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,388

 
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