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What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?

The Dolly Llama.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Colin Quinn - Safari

Lions are a joke in Africa.

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There's no way Noah was a black man.

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Satan is a Capricorn.

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Most of our cab drivers had to flee to America.

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Prince is not going to write a song called 'We're Gonna Party Down Like It's MCMDXXVII.'

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Bill Clinton is like your mom.

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Let there be light.

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The Bible was written by Jesus' friends.

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Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.

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Bill Santiago - God Does Come Through

Bill Santiago discusses God's good grace.

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