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No ideer (no eye deer with southern twang - in case you didn't catch that)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no ideer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs and no balls?
Still no fuckin' ideer!
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
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Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,779
Jon Reep - Fair Food
How far down the fry chain do you think they got before somebody thought of frying dough?
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Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 517
Vic Henley - NASCAR
NASCAR on the radio is even more boring than golf on television.
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Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,324
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
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Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 21,279
Jon Reep - Bless His Heart
Shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds.
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Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 11,551
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
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Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,687
Tig - Running Magazines
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 656
Josh Sneed - NASCAR
Josh hates NASCAR.
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Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 5,450
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
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Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 23,316
Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
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Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 12,838
