Todd Glass runs down a list of pranks he likes to pull.
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Liz can't even get the chips right.
An ape couldn't walk into your house and study you.
Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.
Vanna White got the best job ever.
Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Dogs have the perfect sized brain.

