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The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there."
The bartender says, "Go ahead."
So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs."
"What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs."
"Yes, you are, that was the bar bitch you ate."
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The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
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Lewis discusses the military.
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The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
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When did you decide to be a comedian?
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My relatives don't think comedians exist.
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The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.
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Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
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