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Eddie Pence - Dogs
Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,979
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,627
Bob Nickman - Rapid Fire
All extremists should be shot.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 504
Brian Frazer - Dangerous City
A severed head makes a great burglar alarm.
Tags: Brian Frazer (1), animals (791), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 169
Norm MacDonald - Fight Your Dog
You don't want a dog that could kill you in a fight.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 693
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,427
Ian Bagg - Siegfried and Roy
Ian can't believe it took the tiger so long to attack.
Tags: Ian Bagg (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 988
David Feldman - Cannibalism
Burying dead people is a waste.
Tags: David Feldman (14), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 287
The Amazing Johnathan - Perfection
Sometimes magic sounds like tape.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), money (865), animals (791)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 2,859
Megan Mooney - Animal Abuse
Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,672
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