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Tony Woods: Over-Confident Raccoons
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Raccoons have too much self-confidence. Look at the way they dress -- that is way too much for the forest: big fur jumpsuit, the black driving gloves, the striped tail, little sunglasses. Come on, raccoon, what you trying to prove, man?
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Posted: 08/19/01

Tony Woods - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

You never see a dead chicken on the side of the road.

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