|
This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse...
|
Get another Animals Joke » |
After several minutes of anxious waiting, a young, blonde prostitute comes in. The boy is beside himself, and he leaps up from the bed, grabs the television, and throws it out the window. The girl thinks this is odd behavior, but she shrugs it off, and begins to undress. As she strips, the farmboy runs over, grabs the night stand and throws it out the window. Again the girl thinks this is odd, but being an experienced hooker, she figures it's a fetish and continues disrobing. The girl removes her panties, and with that, the farm boy grabs the entire bed and starts lugging it toward the window.
The girl, figuring this is one even she hasn't heard of, finally asks, "What the hell are you doing?"
The farm boy replies, "Ah ain't never been with no woman before but, if it's anythin' like fuckin' sheep, we gonna need all the room we can git."
Bob Saget - A Goat
Some advice for not getting your junk chewed off by a goat.
Tags: Bob Saget (8), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,516
Gabriel Iglesias - Hookers
You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 16,326
Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 12,858
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,050
Bill Maher - Immigrants and Bestiality
Brown is the new pink in 2008.
Tags: Bill Maher (10), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 2,408
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,075
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,779
Sheryl Underwood - Playing Games
Sheryl plays some prostitution with her man.
Tags: Sheryl Underwood (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 2,179
Tony Daro - Sexual Peak
Men don't have the option of being a prostitute.
Tags: Tony Daro (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,099
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,832
