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The man thinks that is the coolest thing he's ever seen, so he decides to buy it for his wife. So he gets home, and puts it away. Then he wonders what will happen if he puts it a match between its legs, so he tries it, and the parrot starts singing “Chet's nuts roasting over an open fire...”
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The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
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The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
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Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
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Lewis discusses the military.
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Hunting isn't fair.
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Views: 1,042
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When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
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Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
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My relatives don't think comedians exist.
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