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The man thinks that is the coolest thing he's ever seen, so he decides to buy it for his wife. So he gets home, and puts it away. Then he wonders what will happen if he puts it a match between its legs, so he tries it, and the parrot starts singing “Chet's nuts roasting over an open fire...”
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (783), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,496
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (783),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,222
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 717
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (318), interview (2793), Iraq (1070)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,319
John Oliver - Comedian
When did you decide to be a comedian?
Tags: John Oliver (257), kids (828), animals (783)
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,187
Matt Braunger - Comedians
My relatives don't think comedians exist.
Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (783), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 12,551
Matt Braunger - Inhumane Society
The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.
Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (783), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 2,192
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 42,885
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