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Animals Jokes
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

A. Because he was pissed off!

Filed Under: animals (978)
Posted: 10/30/08

Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (540),

Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 13,300

Nick Thune - Lobster

My little lobster...

Tags: Nick Thune (9), animals (540),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 58,014

Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims

The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.

Tags: Jim Norton (13), animals (540),

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 22,712

Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), sex (1202), animals (540)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 24,117

DVD Exclusive - Wyatt Cenac - Animals

Wyatt Cenac has a few issues with PETA's animal rights analogies.

Tags: Wyatt Cenac (8), animals (540), exclusives (335)

Posted: 08/16/11
Views: 7,978

My Car the Bus

Morgan Murphy's first car was not a bus, it was the bus.

Tags: sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3

Lewis discusses the military.

Tags: Lewis Black (44), animals (540), exclusives (335)

Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 18,033

Exclusive - Sheng Wang - Summer of Sheng

Summer in New York City smells like garbage just got out of yoga class.

Tags: Sheng Wang (18), animals (540), New York City (352)

Posted: 07/13/11
Views: 8,108

Theo Von - How to Shazam The Half Hour

Theo Von demonstrates how Shazam is not just for listening to music.

Tags: Theo Von (7), animals (540), lookin' good (488)

Posted: 05/18/12
Views: 10

Killed

It's easy to die these days.

Tags: Katt Williams (21), animals (540), death (314)

Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 80,204