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The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She held up the box and said, "I bet it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held up the box and said, "I bet it's some chocolates!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held up the box and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
"What is it?" she said.
"A puppy!"
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 19,218
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 369
Ted Alexandro - Teacher
Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,900
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 23,864
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,050
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Demetri Martin - Findings
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 41,164
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,815
David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better
We have to treat our teachers better.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 805
Cory Kahaney - Trouble
Cory's daughter got in trouble for saying, "F."
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,224
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