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50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces.
Another drinker says his pit bull will win but the bet is 100 bucks.
Another trip to the yard and when it's all over there are bits of pit-bull terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says, “Say what breed is that anyway?”
The owner says, “Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink it was the same breed as every other alligator.”
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Megan practices ordering alcohol.
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Matt Bearden has rats in his apartment.
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Jim Breuer explains origins of the Goat Boy.
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The only thing anyone knows about Jim Breuer is his goat imitation.
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Christmas is when the lie begins.
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Mike Birbiglia isn't good at drinking.
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Sean Cullen - Welcome to the Show
Sean welcomes the audience with a song.
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Christian's wife has a Chihuahua.
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They won't respect what you do unless you know Mr. T.
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Ryan Belleville - Not Tough
Ryan Belleville looks like a hobbit.
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