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Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), sex (983), animals (439)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 43,791
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), sex (983), animals (439)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 2,575
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 2,261
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (983), animals (439)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 2,666
Deb DiGiovanni - Cougars
What do you think the test to become a cougar is like? Do you think there's any running involved?
Tags: sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 368
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (25), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 5,483
Dave Attell - Animals
Right now, someone's having sex with an animal.
Tags: Dave Attell (36), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 1,393
Ralph Harris - Unconditional Love
Ralph Harris' biggest fear is that a night of kinky sex will go awry.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,096
Tom Papa - Cat Sex
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,545
Scott LaRose - T. Rex
It's no wonder the T. Rex was angry.
Tags: Scott LaRose (11), sex (983), animals (439)
Posted: 02/04/96
Views: 528
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