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A: Because they live in schools.
Eddie Brill - The Rules of English
Make "y" a vowel or make "g" a vowel -- just make a commitment to one rule.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 569
Jimmy Dore - Catholic School
Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,653
Josh Sneed - Dumb Girlfriend
Josh's ex-girlfriend was not smart.
Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 3,084
Rusty Ward - Food Obsession
Vegetarians don't enjoy their food as much as meat eaters.
Tags: Rusty Ward (1), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 200
Henry Phillips - On the Shoulders of Freaks
Henry gets educational.
Tags: Henry Phillips (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/14/05
Views: 1,305
Eugene Mirman - I Know You
It should be enough to say, "I know you, goodbye."
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 18,725
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,945
Gerry Dee - Kindergarten
Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), drugs (639), education (245)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 28,373
Gerry Dee - Taping
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 7,481
Gerry Dee - Racism
I was a racist in first grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), friends (312), education (245)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 8,281
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