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What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?

A pimp!

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Posted: 10/30/08

Jon Reep - Freaks

You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.

Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (804), animals (791)

Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,779

Ron White - No Dogs

The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.

Tags: Ron White (24), animals (791), marriage (581)

Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 21,279

Jon Reep - Bless His Heart

Shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds.

Tags: Jon Reep (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 11,551

Ron White - Deer Hunting

Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.

Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 23,316

Ron White - Sluggo

Sluggo loves going to the vet.

Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 12,858

Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium

You never notice a crying fish.

Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 657

Jimmy Shubert - Licking Frogs

"Ribbit" sounds a lot like "Lick it."

Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 782

Juston McKinney - Poor Kid

You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.

Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), food (804)

Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,099

Ron White - Vegetarians

Vegetarians should shut up.

Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 17,531

Jimmy Shubert - Airport Security

Jimmy gets racially profiled.

Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 1,425

 
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