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To his horror, he watched as the seeing-eye dog bolted across the street, dragging the blind man behind him.
On the other side of the road, the man pulled out a cookie and offered it to his dog.
The officer ran to the blind man and said, "Don't you realize your dog could have killed you, and now you're going to reward him?"
The blind man said to the policeman, "Why, no sir, I'm just trying to find out where his head is so I can kick his ass."
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (783), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,501
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (783),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,222
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 717
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (318), interview (2793), Iraq (1070)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,319
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 42,886
Katt Williams - White Friends
Go out and get yourself some white friends.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (813), animals (783)
Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 91,655
Gary Valentine - Spiders
What does a spider do all day?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 3,663
Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It
When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (783), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 948
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,342
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