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To his horror, he watched as the seeing-eye dog bolted across the street, dragging the blind man behind him.
On the other side of the road, the man pulled out a cookie and offered it to his dog.
The officer ran to the blind man and said, "Don't you realize your dog could have killed you, and now you're going to reward him?"
The blind man said to the policeman, "Why, no sir, I'm just trying to find out where his head is so I can kick his ass."
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,832
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,280
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,075
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,388
Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It
When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (791), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,018
Kevin Seccia - Animal Liberation
Hunting isn't fair.
Tags: Kevin Seccia (1), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 1,042
Eric Ingram - Pitbull Scare
Eric Ingram runs into a pitbull without a leash or an owner.
Tags: Eric Ingram (1), animals (791), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,151
Christian Finnegan - Wagging Tails
Dogs tell it like it is.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), animals (791), dogs (156)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,178
John Oliver - Comedian
When did you decide to be a comedian?
Tags: John Oliver (260), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,311
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