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Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars...

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Posted: 10/30/08

Jon Reep - Freaks

You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.

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Posted: 10/17/09
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Jon Reep - Bless His Heart

Shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds.

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Posted: 03/23/06
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Ron White - No Dogs

The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.

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Posted: 04/05/09
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Ron White - Deer Hunting

Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.

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Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 21,924

Ron White - Sluggo

Sluggo loves going to the vet.

Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)

Posted: 05/08/03
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Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium

You never notice a crying fish.

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Posted: 02/19/04
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Jimmy Shubert - Licking Frogs

"Ribbit" sounds a lot like "Lick it."

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Posted: 02/19/04
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Juston McKinney - Poor Kid

You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.

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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,013

Ron White - Vegetarians

Vegetarians should shut up.

Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (946)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 16,447

Jimmy Shubert - Airport Security

Jimmy gets racially profiled.

Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (985)

Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 1,377

 
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