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One of the the guys looked at the other and said, ''I wish that I could do that.''
The other one then said, 'Don't be stupid, man - that dog would bite you!''
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
Greer plays one hell of a dreidel game.
NASCAR on the radio is even more boring than golf on television.
Shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds.
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
Jim thinks skiers deserve to die.
Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Josh hates NASCAR.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No ideer (no eye
deer with southern twang - in case you didn't catch that)
What do you call a deer...
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There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice
in his head. The voice says, ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money,...
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There was a chicken farmer who owned a talking parrot.
One day he decided that it was time to take his chickens to market, so he asked his...
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How do you know when you have a true redneck girl?
When
she can chew tabacco and give you a blow job at the same time, and knows which one to...
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A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and
Georgia. When he was going back to his truck, a game warden came up to him and asked...
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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?
A. They mark the sheep
that kick!
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Q. What's the similarity between penises and fish?
A. You
throw back the small ones, you keep the medium ones, and you mount the large ones.
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There were two little crabs who met in Florida every year. One
year when they arrived, one little crab was shivering terribly. The other crab asked...
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard
the ref was blowing fowls.
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A travelling salesman is out in the country selling his wares.
He is in the middle of nowhere when his car breaks down, he leaves the car and...
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