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Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), sex (1043), animals (458)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 44,798
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), sex (1043), animals (458)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 5,857
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1043)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 3,308
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (1043), animals (458)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 4,062
Dave Attell - Animals
Right now, someone's having sex with an animal.
Tags: Dave Attell (35), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1043)
Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 2,001
Harland Williams - Parent Sex
Harland couldn't get to sleep last night.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), sex (1043), men/women (1015)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 1,884
Tom Papa - Cat Sex
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1043)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 8,385
Ralph Harris - Unconditional Love
Ralph Harris' biggest fear is that a night of kinky sex will go awry.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1043)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,654
Cash Levy - Tall People
Tall people are like the SUVs of humanity.
Tags: Cash Levy (2), sex (1043), imitations (842)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 815
