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An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over.
The zoo worker yells, "I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?"
"Calm down," the bus driver says, "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (783), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,501
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (783),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,222
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 717
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (318), interview (2793), Iraq (1070)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,319
John Oliver - Comedian
When did you decide to be a comedian?
Tags: John Oliver (257), kids (828), animals (783)
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,187
Matt Braunger - Comedians
My relatives don't think comedians exist.
Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (783), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 12,551
Matt Braunger - Inhumane Society
The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.
Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (783), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 2,192
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 42,885
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