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Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,469
Dan Sally - Marriage Proposal
When Dan Sally wanted to propose, a bat flew into his living room.
Tags: Dan Sally (2), animals (791), dating (656)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,218
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,396
Cash Levy - Getting Shot in the Stomach
Relationships are like getting shot in the stomach.
Tags: Cash Levy (2), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 155
Mike Birbiglia - Gay Cats
Mike Birbiglia's girlfriend's cats are "prison gay."
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), animals (791), dating (656)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,850
Jeremy Schachter - Cockroaches and Mice
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
Tags: Jeremy Schachter (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,096
Joe Rogan - March of the Penguins
Penguins are really dumb.
Tags: Joe Rogan (5), animals (791), dating (656)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,174
Marianne Sierk - No Questions Asked
Marianne Sierk will eat popcorn that has fallen between her legs on a date.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 543
David Huntsberger - Spanish
David Huntsberger likes Spanish better than English.
Tags: David Huntsberger (2), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 449
Ralph Harris - Unconditional Love
Ralph Harris' biggest fear is that a night of kinky sex will go awry.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 994
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