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Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog.
Cows, calves never bred. Also, one gay bull for sale.
Free puppies: part Cocker Spaniel, part sneaky neighbor's dog
Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out for a while. Better be reward.
Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once. Slightly stained.
Free Yorkshire Terrier. Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
Godfrey - Bodega
Every bodega has a Latin cat.
Tags: Godfrey (9), animals (791), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 2,632
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,271
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,022
Mark Cohen - Fur Is Murder
Your back hair isn't fur.
Tags: Mark Cohen (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 231
Henriette Mantel - Animals
Henriette loves her horse.
Tags: Henriette Mantel (2), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 284
Wali Collins - Woolworth's
At Woolworth's you could buy a pet and eat lunch in your underwear.
Tags: Wali Collins (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 07/03/98
Views: 389
Rodney Carrington - Eating Out
You can make anything taste good with ketchup.
Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), shopping (197),
Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 140,234
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,583
Jeff Cesario - The Good China
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,387
Kyle Dunnigan - Costco
Kyle makes the craziest grocery lists for Costco.
Tags: Kyle Dunnigan (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,592
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