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He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on, and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. However, when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument - some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less - but still he had no success getting out of it. Panicking, he just barely reached the phone and called the supplier's customer service hotline.
The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow's udder?"
Customer Service: "Don't worry. The machine was programmed to release automatically after collecting about 2 gallons of milk."
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The theme of Richard's family was "Starve a feeling. Feed a cold."
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Bob Saget - A Goat
Some advice for not getting your junk chewed off by a goat.
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Doug Benson - New Orgasm Noise
Doug Benson has been practicing his new orgasm sound by himself -- a lot.
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Views: 139
Dave Attell - Party Bus
Going home early is a mistake.
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Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
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Posted: 05/08/03
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Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
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Posted: 09/21/06
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DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
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Posted: 07/06/09
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Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
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Posted: 08/14/09
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Open Mic Challenge - Shane Woerner
Shane Woerner has some deep thoughts about autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Posted: 07/22/09
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Bill Maher - Immigrants and Bestiality
Brown is the new pink in 2008.
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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 2,407
