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Mitch Hedberg: Frogs Are Always Cool
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Frogs are always cool. Like,
never has there been a frog hopping towards me, and I thought, 'Man, I better play dead. Here comes that frog.' I've never said, 'Here comes that frog' in a horrifying manner. It's always optimistic, like, 'Hey, here comes that frog -- fantastic! Maybe he will settle near me.'
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,832
Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (791), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 6,932
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 20,800
Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 3,857
Mitch Hedberg - Being a Comedian in Hollywood
Asking a good comedian to write a script is like asking a good chef, "Can you farm?"
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 6,921
Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Indecision (1359), Dave Attell (61)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 65,780
Mitch Hedberg - Fan Mail
Mitch and Dave read a fan letter.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (258), smoking (126)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 5,911
Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (258), smoking (126)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 24,533
Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two
People are selfish.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (804), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 13,764
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 44,310
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