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"Eat them! Eat them!"
But this is where the male whale drew the line -- he'd blow sailors, but he wouldn't swallow seamen.
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,554
Greer Barnes - Jewish High School
Greer plays one hell of a dreidel game.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), sex (1269), ethnic (813)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 4,202
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 717
Adele Givens - $16,000 Watch
Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 1,952
Jim Norton - Entertainment in Aspen
Jim thinks skiers deserve to die.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,809
Tig - Running Magazines
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Tags: Tig (8), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 649
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 42,885
Tom Kenny - Cartoon Universe
When you punch an alligator in the cartoon universe, it will fall down as suitcases.
Tags: Tom Kenny (7), animals (783), imitations (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 564
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (790), animals (783)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 472
Eddie Brill - Hockey Crowds
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 356
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