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The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)

Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,828

My little lobster...

Tags: Nick Thune (9), animals (791),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 53,897

The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.

Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,280

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,075

Lewis discusses the military.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,388

When did you decide to be a comedian?

Tags: John Oliver (260), kids (841), animals (791)

Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,309

You forgot what chicken tastes like!

Tags: Shane Mauss (11), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)

My relatives don't think comedians exist.

Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 12,598

The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.

Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 2,369

Go out and get yourself some white friends.

Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (814), animals (791)

Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 95,713