Kurt Metzger Jokes
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Kurt Metzger: The Only Animals in All of Nature
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You know, human beings are
the only animal in all of nature that sometimes shoves other animals up their ass.
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 19,218
Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,197
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 367
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,572
Steve McGrew - Sex
It's gross to think of your parents having sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 7,148
Bob Saget - A Goat
Some advice for not getting your junk chewed off by a goat.
Tags: Bob Saget (8), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,514
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,334
Henry Phillips - Bad Date
This song is about a date that that went horribly awry.
Tags: Henry Phillips (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/14/05
Views: 1,444
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,825
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