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If we came from monkeys, could somebody please just tell me -- why are there still monkeys?
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Posted: 07/04/00

Kathleen Madigan - The End Is Near

There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,674

Kathleen Madigan - Hungry Gymnasts

Female gymnasts only fall because they're hungry.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 751

Kathleen Madigan - Greyhound Bus

The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), animals (791), parents (525)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 671

Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable

Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,965

Kathleen Madigan - Catholic Reception

Catholic midnight masses can get pretty rowdy.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,215

Paul F. Tompkins - House Bear

Genetic engineering should be used to make big animals small.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,706

Nick Swardson - Jane Goodall

An ape couldn't walk into your house and study you.

Tags: Nick Swardson (32), animals (791), TV (543)

Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 21,809

Kathleen Madigan - Voting

Kathleen's not qualified to vote.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), voting (116)

Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,656

Tom Shillue - Wild Kingdom

"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged.

Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 331

Nick Swardson - Jane Goodall

After six years of studying apes in the mountains, Jane Goodall just left.

Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 5,662

 
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