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Jimmie Roulette: Dumb Animals
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If you think about the
animals we do eat, we only eat the dumb ones. Our three main meats are what? Cows, fish, chickens -- all animals, I'm pretty sure, if they could talk, you could trick them into killing themselves.
Jimmie Roulette - Crushing Power
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Tags: Jimmie Roulette (1), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 370
Billiam Coronel - Dogs
Chihuahuas are a waste of dog food.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 927
Harland Williams - Donut Owl
The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 784
Russ Meneve - Animals
Are there people provoking shark attacks?
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 727
Leo Allen - Vegetarian Restaurant
If vegetables could talk, we'd freak the f**k out.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,716
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,779
Bill Kirchenbauer - Sea World
They sell fish sandwiches at Sea World.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 240
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 487
Lizz Winstead - Chips Friend
Liz can't even get the chips right.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 791
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