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Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
Tags: Damon Wayans (12), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 6,891
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,695
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (719), animals (540)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,070
Steve McGrew - Sex
It's gross to think of your parents having sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 12,934
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 33,999
Bob Saget - A Goat
Some advice for not getting your junk chewed off by a goat.
Tags: Bob Saget (6), sex (1202), animals (540)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 4,283
Tony Roberts - Cook It Slow
A bum on Hollywood Boulevard attempted to sell Tony Roberts an unconscious deer.
Tags: Tony Roberts (4), animals (540), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 07/11/10
Views: 7,620
Michael Ian Black - Something Anal
Michael Ian Black's rectal exam didn't quite go the way he had hoped.
Tags: Michael Ian Black (34), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 08/06/11
Views: 1,188
Henry Phillips - Bad Date
This song is about a date that that went horribly awry.
Tags: Henry Phillips (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 07/14/05
Views: 4,037
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 8,362
