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On the way home, she passed by the pet store again, and again, the parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" Furious, the lady stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.
"Yes?"
"You know... ."
Jeffrey Ross - Flippity Flop
The audience decided not to dress up tonight.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (57), men/women (1155), animals (540)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 10,982
The Amazing Johnathan - Card Tricks
Card tricks are The Amazing Johnathan's specialty.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), animals (540), growing up (512)
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Views: 18,982
JB Smoove - Beautiful Building
You can make a homeless man feel good about himself by putting a chandelier in his cardboard box.
Tags: JB Smoove (35), animals (540), insults (291)
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Views: 43,245
Exclusive - Jay Larson - Professional Performer
Jay Larson's Comedy Central Presents special is going to be the bomb.
Tags: Jay Larson (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 1,139
The Amazing Johnathan - Perfection
Sometimes magic sounds like tape.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), money (606), animals (540)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 21,838
Ryan Stout - Exclusive - Strange News Stories
A group of researchers are looking into how much liquor it takes to get a fish drunk.
Tags: Ryan Stout (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/30/10
Views: 3,607
Juston McKinney - Paco and Taco
Juston McKinney wants a pet that can rip your head off.
Tags: Juston McKinney (11), marriage (547), animals (540)
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Views: 3,128
JB Smoove - Pina Without the Colada
The waitresses that serve drinks in night clubs should not have drinking problems.
Tags: JB Smoove (35), animals (540), alcohol (516)
Posted: 07/11/10
Views: 47,473
Tony Roberts - Cook It Slow
A bum on Hollywood Boulevard attempted to sell Tony Roberts an unconscious deer.
Tags: Tony Roberts (4), animals (540), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 07/11/10
Views: 7,620
JB Smoove - Horrible Chicken
Ladies got to know how to cook.
Tags: JB Smoove (35), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 01/21/12
Views: 1,608
