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An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.
"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,804
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,276
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,061
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2827), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,387
Kevin Seccia - Animal Liberation
Hunting isn't fair.
Tags: Kevin Seccia (1), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 1,041
Eric Ingram - Pitbull Scare
Eric Ingram runs into a pitbull without a leash or an owner.
Tags: Eric Ingram (1), animals (791), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,148
Christian Finnegan - Wagging Tails
Dogs tell it like it is.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), animals (791), dogs (156)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,167
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,492
Eddie Pence - Dogs
Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,966
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