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An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.
"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (439),
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 4,338
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (439),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,847
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), sex (983), animals (439)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 2,575
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (38), animals (439), wars (114)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,755
Kevin Seccia - Animal Liberation
Hunting isn't fair.
Tags: Kevin Seccia (1), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 1,082
George Lopez - Gay
Latinos think anything done correctly is gay.
Tags: George Lopez (3), ethnic (730), animals (439)
Posted: 05/04/08
Views: 28,242
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,170
John Oliver - Comedian
When did you decide to be a comedian?
Tags: John Oliver (39), kids (641), animals (439)
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 9,187
Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,863
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