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Q: Why do bees hum?

A:
They don't know the words.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Louis C.K. - Hugh Penny

Hugh Penny suffers from a disease and also plays the violin.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (976), animals (791)

Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 935

Louis C.K. - Mary Swanson

Davie Swanson's father gave him talent.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), kids (841), animals (791)

Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 448

Demetri Martin - Porcupines

Porcupines are also skewers.

Tags: Demetri Martin (45), animals (791), music (727)

Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 10,003

Jeffrey Ross - Why I Love My Gangster Bitch Girlfriend

Jeffrey wrote a love poem for his gangster bitch girlfriend.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), ethnic (814), animals (791)

Posted: 03/24/98
Views: 1,477

Baron Vaughn - Portable CD Player

What year is this? Do you churn butter with a CD player?

Tags: Baron Vaughn (11), money (865), animals (791)

Posted: 02/01/09
Views: 1,516

Pinataland - I Don't Care

Love can reproduce asexually.

Tags: Pinataland (1), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 184

Louis C.K. - Greg Diatsu

Greg Diatsu does some high energy.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), kids (841), animals (791)

Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 823

Louis C.K. - Starving

Louis C.K., Sheriff John and Nixony the cow try to find someplace to eat.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), ethnic (814), food (804)

Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 496

Howard Kremer - Sneezing

If sneezing wasn't natural, guys would try to sell you Sneeze on the street.

Tags: Howard Kremer (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 1,137

Howard Kremer - When I Can Summon Wolves

Wolves to the front. Wolves to the back. Wolves circulating, waiting to attack.

Tags: Howard Kremer (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 1,379

 
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