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Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

Filed Under: animals (947),  international affairs (349)
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Posted: 10/30/08

Colin Quinn - Safari

Lions are a joke in Africa.

Tags: Colin Quinn (13), animals (783), travel (306)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,688

Steve Marmel - America at War

Our relations with Cuba suck right now.

Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 588

Tom Papa - Fat Country

For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (828), food (790)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,362

Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Tags: animals (783), Mitch Hedberg (19)

Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,488

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,711

Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), animals (783)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 702

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3

Lewis discusses the military.

Tags: Lewis Black (318), interview (2793), Iraq (1070)

Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,311

Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying

You have to be very Zen about flying, because sometimes your flight is canceled. And other times your airline is canceled.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (987), food (790)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,450

Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots

The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (783), music (710)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,123

Nick Thune - Lobster

My little lobster...

Tags: Nick Thune (9), animals (783),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 53,806

 
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