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Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

Filed Under: animals (949),  international affairs (349)
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Posted: 10/30/08

Colin Quinn - Safari

Lions are a joke in Africa.

Tags: Colin Quinn (7), animals (439), travel (249)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 4,313

Tom Papa - Fat Country

For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.

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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,469

Steve Marmel - America at War

Our relations with Cuba suck right now.

Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)

Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 720

Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (439),

Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 4,338

Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), sex (983), animals (439)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 2,575

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3

Lewis discusses the military.

Tags: Lewis Black (38), animals (439), wars (114)

Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,755

Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims

The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.

Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (439),

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,847

Nick Thune - Lobster

My little lobster...

Tags: Nick Thune (9), animals (439),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 54,534

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Isaac Witty can't help Tibet.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,019

Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE

This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.

Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), parents (467)

Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,784

 
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