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Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

Filed Under: animals (947),  international affairs (349)
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Posted: 10/30/08

Colin Quinn - Safari

Lions are a joke in Africa.

Tags: Colin Quinn (13), animals (791), travel (310)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,756

Tom Papa - Fat Country

For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374

Steve Marmel - America at War

Our relations with Cuba suck right now.

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Posted: 05/15/00
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Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)

Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,815

Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,065

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3

Lewis discusses the military.

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Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,387

Nick Thune - Lobster

My little lobster...

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Posted: 12/03/08
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Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims

The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.

Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,277

A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid

The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.

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Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 1,891

Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE

This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.

Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)

Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,688

 
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