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Greg Proops: Animal Functions
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Animals have two vital functions
in today's society: to be delicious and to fit well.
Greg Proops - Animals
If a cow could eat you, it would.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 657
Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers
Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 84,194
Adele Givens - $16,000 Watch
Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 2,029
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 812
Russ Meneve - Animals
Are there people provoking shark attacks?
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 727
Harland Williams - Donut Owl
The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 782
Billiam Coronel - Dogs
Chihuahuas are a waste of dog food.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 927
Leo Allen - Vegetarian Restaurant
If vegetables could talk, we'd freak the f**k out.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,715
Tony Woods - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
You never see a dead chicken on the side of the road.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,607
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