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"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."
"Great," says the man, "but what's the gun for?"
"If I fall down instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (783), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,491
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,767
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (783),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,220
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 711
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
You have to be very Zen about flying, because sometimes your flight is canceled. And other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (987), food (790)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,773
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (318), interview (2793), Iraq (1070)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,318
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 42,879
Katt Williams - White Friends
Go out and get yourself some white friends.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (813), animals (783)
Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 91,538
Jimmy Carr - Animal Attacks
What do you do when a bear attacks?
Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 02/06/09
Views: 10,311
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