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"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."
"Great," says the man, "but what's the gun for?"
"If I fall down instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,817
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,278
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,070
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,387
Eric Ingram - Pitbull Scare
Eric Ingram runs into a pitbull without a leash or an owner.
Tags: Eric Ingram (1), animals (791), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,150
Christian Finnegan - Wagging Tails
Dogs tell it like it is.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), animals (791), dogs (156)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,175
Matt Braunger - Inhumane Society
The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.
Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 2,310
Matt Braunger - Comedians
My relatives don't think comedians exist.
Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 12,596
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