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"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
Jimmy Dore - Catholic School
Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,653
Vernon Chatman - Pile of Gifts
Vernon Chatman just had a birthday -- 28 months ago.
Tags: Vernon Chatman (1), kids (828), animals (783)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 567
Victoria Jackson - Nice Ukulele
You can't find talent in a guitar store.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Isaac Witty - Happy Birthday Clown
Isaac Witty woke up to a life-size inflatable clown in his room.
Tags: Isaac Witty (2), kids (828), religion (770)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,273
Jim Breuer - Playing
Kids have an urgency to play.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (828), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 10,883
Julia Sweeney - Halloween
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (828), religion (770)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 909
Michael Ian Black - Camp Na-Jee-Wah
Even Jewish summer camps have Indian names.
Tags: Michael Ian Black (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 11,680
Wali Collins - Bad Pets
Woolworth's was great because you got to buy a pet and lunch in the same place.
Tags: Wali Collins (3), food (790), animals (783)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 464
Ron Baker Jr. - James Brown Heart Attack
Ron imitates James Brown having a heart attack in the middle of a show.
Tags: Ron Baker Jr. (2), kids (828), religion (770)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 406
Megan Mooney - Don't Play With the Stove
Parents sometimes give strange advice when they leave the house.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), kids (828), ethnic (813)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 5,105
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