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Freddy Soto: Leave the Cockroach
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My dad used to just step on the roaches, and then he would just leave them there. We're like, 'Dad, you want to pick it up? We're in the kitchen.' 'No, leave it, so the others know what's waiting for them.'
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Posted: 02/08/01

Freddy Soto - Practical Jokes

Freddy Soto's dad's idea of a joke was taking a picture of someone when they were pissed off.

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Posted: 05/01/03
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Freddy Soto - The Hefty Slide

As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.

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Freddy Soto - Regardless

Freddy Soto's father's favorite word: "regardless."

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Posted: 05/01/03
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Freddy Soto - Spelling

Freddy Soto's father wants to know how many "S"s there are in "chicken."

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Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 2,744

Freddy Soto - Food Racism

Denny's doesn't serve bean-flavored pancakes.

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Posted: 02/08/01
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Freddy Soto - The Human Race

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Freddy Soto - Con Artist Dad

Now that Freddy Soto has grown up, his dad wants his millions of dollars paid back.

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Posted: 05/01/03
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Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion

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With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.

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Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy

Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.

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