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Four Worms and a Funeral
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After one day:
First worm - dead
Second worm - dead.
Third worm - dead.
Fourth worm - alive.
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,572
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 19,218
Henry Phillips - Bad Date
This song is about a date that that went horribly awry.
Tags: Henry Phillips (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/14/05
Views: 1,449
Mike Birbiglia - Jitters
Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 3,977
Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,726
Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet
The flu is a great way to lose some weight.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), weight/obesity (302)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,677
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,310
Jay Mohr - Soap
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), family (667)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,718
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,027
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (976), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,328
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