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"Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
"I don't have to run faster than that tiger. I just have to run faster than you."
Katt Williams - White Friends
Go out and get yourself some white friends.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (814), animals (791)
Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 95,713
Tig - Running Magazines
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Tags: Tig (8), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 656
Earthquake - White Kids
White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,339
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 858
Jimmie Roulette - Crushing Power
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Tags: Jimmie Roulette (1), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 370
Lizz Winstead - Chips Friend
Liz can't even get the chips right.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 791
Rondell Sheridan - Couple Fight
Pets want nothing to do with a married couple's fight.
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), animals (791), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 862
Dave Attell - Party Bus
Going home early is a mistake.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 1,165
Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy
Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.
Tags: Joe Yannetty (2), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,077
Jordan Brady - Environment
You never see anyone picketing a recycling center.
Tags: Jordan Brady (4), animals (791), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 108
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