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I ask people why they
have deer heads on their walls. They say, 'Because it's such a beautiful animal.' There you go. I think my mother's attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres - Hunting
Ellen doesn't understand hunting, unless it's something you're proud of killing -- like a hunter.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), animals (791), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 35,048
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,022
Bill Dwyer - The Petting Zoo
Bill Dwyer describes the horror scene that took place at the petting zoo.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 758
Bill Santiago - Living in Puerto Rico
Bill Santiago discusses moving to Puerto Rico.
Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 1,399
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 784
Todd Glass - Smoking Face
Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.
Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 498
David Alan Grier - Your Relatives
They won't respect what you do unless you know Mr. T.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 220
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 23,269
Jimmy Dore - Hitting Your Kids
If it's OK for a parent to hit their kids, is it OK to then hit the parents?
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,349
Ted Alexandro - Prison
Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,030
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