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Animals Jokes
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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?

A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.

Filed Under: sex (2434),  whatever (2377),  animals (960)
Posted: 10/30/08

Bob Saget - A Goat

Some advice for not getting your junk chewed off by a goat.

Tags: Bob Saget (4), sex (1059), animals (463)

Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 2,960

Bill Maher - Immigrants and Bestiality

Brown is the new pink in 2008.

Tags: Bill Maher (6), sex (1059), money (521)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 4,436

Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (43), sex (1059), animals (463)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 7,551

Bill Burr - Animal Population

Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.

Tags: Bill Burr (26), sex (1059), animals (463)

Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 45,153

Eddie Pence - Streakers

Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.

Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (1059), animals (463)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 4,209

Retta - Lions in Heat

Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.

Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1059)

Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 3,465

Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Tags: animals (463), Mitch Hedberg (19)

Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 6,674

Dave Attell - Animals

Right now, someone's having sex with an animal.

Tags: Dave Attell (35), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1059)

Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 2,211

Pinataland - I Don't Care

Love can reproduce asexually.

Tags: Pinataland (1), sex (1059), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 290

Ralph Harris - Unconditional Love

Ralph Harris' biggest fear is that a night of kinky sex will go awry.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1059)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,739

 
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