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Dane Cook: Wish I Was a Snake
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I have some dreams. I wish I was a snake. I do. Did you ever wish you were a snake? Yeah, you do. I do. Every time I see snakes on TV, I'm like, 'Oh, why not me?'
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Posted: 06/27/00

Dane Cook - Snake Dreams

Venom! I want venom!

Tags: Dane Cook (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 106,836

Dane Cook - A Heist and a Monkey

There are two things that every man wants more than sex.

Tags: Dane Cook (39), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 11,064

Dane Cook - Why Not Me

Dane Cook discusses his dreams.

Tags: Dane Cook (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)

Posted: 06/27/00
Views: 9,710

Dane Cook - Discovery Channel

How did Dane end up watching this channel for so long?

Tags: Dane Cook (39), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 11,954

Dane Cook - Flute Guy

A look at the musicality of the Civil War.

Tags: Dane Cook (39), music (710), wars (463)

Posted: 01/11/09
Views: 994,860

Dane Cook: Uncensored - 15 Cents

What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!

Tags: Dane Cook (39), gay/homosexual (622),

Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 92,259

Dane Cook: Uncensored - Pregnant

You know what else is going around? Babies.

Tags: Dane Cook (39), babies (16)

Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 85,327

Dane Cook - Sneeze

There was no blockage!

Tags: Dane Cook (39), Vicious Circle (4)

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 25,462

Dane Cook - God Bless You

When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.

Tags: Dane Cook (39), religion (770),

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 31,586

Dane Cook - Hardwood Floors

Hardwood floors suck for cheating.

Tags: Dane Cook (39), relationships (15)

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 67,379

 
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