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The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Tags: animals (783), Mitch Hedberg (19)

Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,501

My little lobster...

Tags: Nick Thune (9), animals (783),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 53,810

The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.

Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (783),

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,223

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), animals (783)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 737

Lewis discusses the military.

Tags: Lewis Black (318), interview (2793), Iraq (1070)

Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,320

When did you decide to be a comedian?

Tags: John Oliver (257), kids (828), animals (783)

Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,187

You forgot what chicken tastes like!

Tags: Shane Mauss (11), animals (783), Live at Gotham (293)

My relatives don't think comedians exist.

Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (783), Live at Gotham (293)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 12,552

The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.

Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (783), Live at Gotham (293)

Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 2,192

Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1269), animals (783)

Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 42,890