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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)

Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,828

Nick Thune - Lobster

My little lobster...

Tags: Nick Thune (9), animals (791),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 53,899

Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims

The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.

Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,280

Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,075

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3

Lewis discusses the military.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,388

Gary Valentine - Spiders

What does a spider do all day?

Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 3,715

Joe Rogan - Beached Whales

Beached whales are some of the weirdest things you'll ever see.

Tags: Joe Rogan (5), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 3,013

John Oliver - Comedian

When did you decide to be a comedian?

Tags: John Oliver (260), kids (841), animals (791)

Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,309

Katt Williams - White Friends

Go out and get yourself some white friends.

Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (814), animals (791)

Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 95,745

Eddie Pence - Dogs

Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.

Tags: Eddie Pence (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,978

 
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