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Catching a Polar Bear
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A: You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (783), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,491
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,767
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (783),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,220
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 711
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
You have to be very Zen about flying, because sometimes your flight is canceled. And other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (987), food (790)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,773
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (318), interview (2793), Iraq (1070)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,318
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1269), animals (783)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 42,879
Katt Williams - White Friends
Go out and get yourself some white friends.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (813), animals (783)
Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 91,538
Jimmy Carr - Animal Attacks
What do you do when a bear attacks?
Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 02/06/09
Views: 10,311
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