Cat in the Way | animals | Jokes.com

This Site
The Web
jokes.com home Jokes.com - Stand-up Comedy's official site
jokes.com comedians Stand-up Comedians
jokes.com jokes Funny jokes, blonde jokes, joke of the day, Yo Mama jokes, and more
jokes.com videos The funniest stand-up video archive on the web
Upload your stand-up to the Jokes.com Open Mic Challenge
Animals Jokes
Cat in the Way
 Get another Animals Joke »
animals
Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

More Animals Jokes »
Filed Under: animals (947)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 

Posted: 10/30/08

Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)

Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,818

Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims

The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.

Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,278

Nick Thune - Lobster

My little lobster...

Tags: Nick Thune (9), animals (791),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 53,897

Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,070

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3

Lewis discusses the military.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,387

Eric Ingram - Pitbull Scare

Eric Ingram runs into a pitbull without a leash or an owner.

Tags: Eric Ingram (1), animals (791), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)

Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,150

Christian Finnegan - Wagging Tails

Dogs tell it like it is.

Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), animals (791), dogs (156)

Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,175

Matt Braunger - Inhumane Society

The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.

Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 2,310

Matt Braunger - Comedians

My relatives don't think comedians exist.

Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 12,596

 
Stand-up comedian Dane Cook on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?