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Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

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Posted: 10/30/08

Ron White - Sluggo

Sluggo loves going to the vet.

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Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

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Bill Burr - Animal Population

Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.

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Sometimes people make long stories too short.

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You can still be a woman with small boobies.

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Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

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Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.

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Retta - Lions in Heat

Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.

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Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.

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Dave Attell - Animals

Right now, someone's having sex with an animal.

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