Arj Barker Jokes
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Arj Barker: Guess What, Cat?
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I know that most domesticated
animals aren't indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! 'Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon't.
Arj Barker - American Pride
The 4th of July is more popular in America than in any other country in the world.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 5,492
Arj Barker - Australia
Arj Barker explains the difference between American and Australian comforts.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 1,841
Earthquake - Messenger Pigeons
The pigeon that just circles the house is call waiting.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,500
Steve Marmel - America at War
Our relations with Cuba suck right now.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 604
Rusty Ward - Food Obsession
Vegetarians don't enjoy their food as much as meat eaters.
Tags: Rusty Ward (1), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 200
Colin Quinn - Funny
You don't have to curse to be funny in comedy.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 853
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374
Katt Williams - Bullies
Katt Williams is proud to be an American.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), America (446), China (196)
Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 110,173
John Oliver - No Credit
Kenya has three apples. America wants them.
Tags: John Oliver (260), economy (499), America (446)
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 2,248
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