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I dated this woman for
three weeks, and then she told me that she had a penis. I thought we were just role-playing. It was unbelievable. I was so shocked and embarrassed by it, it took me three more weeks to convince her to start wearing condoms.
Andy Kindler - Crack Babies
How would you even find a pipe that small?
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 141
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,469
Andy Kindler - Sense of Humor
Recently deceased Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping had a great sense of humor.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 158
Andy Kindler - Sex & Drugs
If you can own a gun in this country, you should also be able to own drugs.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 271
Richard Trask - Sex and Dating
There are a lot of obligations that come with sex.
Tags: Richard Trask (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 579
Chris Case - Satisfying a Woman
Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.
Tags: Chris Case (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,365
Vanessa Hollingshead - Men and Women
Women complicate and analyze everything.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,568
Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,791
Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,429
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